RandomQuotes
Favorite quotes from the RandomVerse!
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"Oh, what do you want from me? I'm a dead actor saying pre-recorded lines from the '70s, playing a dead father saying pre-recorded lines from Krypton. Pace and delivery are pretty much moot points by now, I'd say." ~Jor-El, Round One #7 RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"WRROOOOOONNGG!!!"~Green Goblin, Round One Villains EditionRandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"Well, remind me to buy twenty years of training and a Batcave the next time I inherit fifty billion dollars!"~Spider-Man, Round One #5RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"How did that pitch meeting go? You ready for this, guys? Lex Luthor's gonna think! How much? 200 million! SOLD!"~Green Goblin, Round One Villains EditionRandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"You know, I-I might actually fight a supervillain in my next movie."~Superman, Round One #1RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"Why don't you ADO me a favor and get out of my face before I do something..."~Green Goblin, After Hours #4RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"That's not a pocket."~Batman, After Hours #2RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"Good times."~Hulk, Round One #2 and After Hours #2RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"I got a rock."~Superman, Round One #4RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"Did you just compare yourself to Wal-Mart?"~Batman, Round Two #3RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"I... smell... SITCOM!"~Deadpool, Round Three #7RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"I want some Cocoa Puffs."~Iron Man, After Hours #1RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"Wow this is some good sh-"~Green Goblin, Happy Hour #2RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"Dude, no way, I'm disappearing, ahh."~Lance M. Donovan, After Hours #5RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"Are we awake?"~Lex Luthor and Green Goblin, After Hours #6 |
" 'Supes' is a headstrong, naive idiot, without the least bit of common sense in these situations.~Batman, After Hours #6 |
"PUMPKIN... PUMPKIN... PUMPKIN!"~Green Goblin, Happy Hour #3 and #4RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"I get David Hasselhoff, and he gets SAM FREAKING JACKSON, you son of a--"~Nick Fury, After Hours #5RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"Look, Comic Con went really well, all right? I've been very good, I was celebrating, everyone was doing it, we thought we could make it to Tijuana, they dropped the charges, so just SHUT UP, okay?" ~Iron Man, After Hours #5 RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"HEY, LEX... Venom just puked over the balcony. I think it's MOVING."~Green Goblin, After Hours #3RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"Oh, shut up, Charles. You're in the movie too, you know." . . . . . "I'm sorry, what?" ~Magneto and Professor X, After Hours #1 RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"Ooh, Joker's gonna cut you, man. Joker's a blade man, man!"~Green Goblin, Happy Hour #5RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"You just blew my mind with that."~Green Goblin, Happy Hour #2RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"Behold! The perfect douche."~Lex Luthor, After Hours #6RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"I don't think people with antlers should criticize."~Green Goblin, Happy Hour #2RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"No... no... NO! I dreamed it was Spider-Man 4, and there was a scene where I had to dance and cry at the same time!"~Spider-Man, After Hours #7RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"...Freebird!"~Green Goblin, Happy Hour #5RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"You mess with Dafoe, you gots to go."~Green Goblin, Happy Hour #5RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"See, you have to take the safety cap off."~Punisher, Happy Hour #5RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"You should have heard crowd at Comic Con cheer for Ed Norton.~Hulk, After Hours #5 |
"Yeah. He told me you're gay."~Green Goblin, Happy Hour #1RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"Excuse me. I think I hear my girlfriend dying."~Cyclops, Round Three #4RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"Well, gee, you really ARE the Batman, aren't you?"~Green Goblin, Happy Hour #1RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"Please don't tell anyone I webbed myself."~Spider-Man, Happy Hour #1RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"Hey, wait a minute..."~Ult. Nick Fury and Nick Fury, Round Two #2 |
"FINE. I'm a DC, alright?"~Batman, Round Two #6RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"I like the night life."~Iron Man and Batman, Round Two #1 |
"I don't come with childhood trauma..."~Iron Man and Batman, Round Two #1 |
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"Oh, but your movie just screams out for a Happy Meal tie-in. 'Hey kids, which horribly disfigured psychopath is YOUR favorite? Collect all three and get a free straitjacket!' " ~Iron Man, Round Two #2 RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"So what if your solo movies fell through so the studio decided to make a Justice League movie and introduce all of you at once but other directors have gone on record wishing that they'd wait till the Batman and Super-man trilogies are done not to mention the fact that Christian Bale and Brandon Routh won't be along to give continuity which the fans desper-ately want but the studio seems to think that people won't be confused or turned off by much younger looking actors and are still rushing to make it a summer tent pole in spite of vehement fan disapproval on every fan site online which the studios claim to respect but every bit of forward momen-tum on this project causes fans everywhere to believe otherwise?" ~Superman, Happy Hour #1RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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Man, this animation sucks!~Deadpool, Round Three #7RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"Oh, yeah. A guy gets to live a hedonistic lifestyle until the age of forty-three, builds himself a giant toy to feel better about himself, and then fights crime all in the name of--his name. Yeah, that has 'hero' written all over it." ~Batman, Round Two #3 RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"...and I'm the Joker." "Well, can't argue with that logic. I'll see you later." ~Joker and Iron Monger, Round Two #3 RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"Oh, Hulk SORRY. Hulk was just listening to R. KELLY sing about how PEACEFUL Gotham City is!"~Hulk, Round Two #4RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"At least no one mistook me for Shrek."..."Just like no one mistake George Clooney for YOU." ~Batman and Hulk, Round Two #4RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"You hear sad music when you walk away too?" *sigh* "Let me CHECK." . . . "You hear it yet? ... Hello?" ~Hulk and Hellboy, Round Two #5 RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"I bought my tickets two months ago!" "I got mine SIX months ago!" "I cryogenically froze myself three years ago! ...it's that awesome!" ~Dark Knight fans, Round Two #6 RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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*sigh* "Never thought I'd say this to another guy, but...yes, your G-string makes me feel more comfortable."~Wolverine, Round Three #2RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"There is only...DAFOE."~Green Goblin, Goblin Bloggin' #2RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"Christian Bale trashed my lights."~Wolverine, Round Three #5RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"Hi, I'm a Marve- WHOA!"~Deadpool, Round Three #7RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"No, no, no, it's just...~Superman, Round One #1 |
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"This, from someone whose next movie might try to market an evil, heartless villain called 'The Mandarin'? Good luck on not offending anyone with that. Just don't count on any tie-ins with Panda Express." ~Batman, Round Two #2 RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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>sniffle sniffle< ... "Ooh, marathon."~Hulk, After Hours #3RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"You don't die, do you."~Rorschach and Deadpool, Round Three #7 |
"If you think philosophy's gonna get you outta this, you're REALLY barking up the wrong tree."~Punisher, After Hours #6RandomQuotes ©2007-2009 RandomGuyAndGal
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"DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE! |