Hello my fellow RandomFans, I feel like I should apologize for my long absence from the chats. I'm still around, I haven't died yet ^_^! Just busy with school, real life, and all that other unpleasantness.

More specifically, my mom has gotten hooked on True Blood. Just when I had thought I'd seen and heard the last of vampires for good. Everytime I see Bill's face on tv I wanna punch him ;_;.

Right, so, hmmm, it appears I'm failing math again. I come to the Randomverse with a request, nay, a plea for help. Is anyone good at "Elementary Algebra", and if so, would you be willing to consider maybepossibly tutoring me over Skype ^_^;? I can't really pay (and I'm sure anyone who was considering at this point is now gone, but you'd have my everlasting gratitude, and lord knows that's worth something, right ^_^;? -Runs away-.

I had one yesterday, and after downing the whole thing in one go, I am now firmly convinced that is what Lex Luthor was using to drug Gobby in the earlier episodes of After Hours and Happy Hour. I felt like my heart was going to explode, gah. When they say 5 Hour Energy, they MEAN it. TheylacethosethingswithcocaineorsomethingIswearthey'rehorrible.

I managed to score 100% in all four sections of my math homework today. God must've filled His quota of things to do for today and decided- "Eh, screw it, I'll send some help to this poor bastard." (This is important because I'm actually failing math).